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Oscar is the name & life is my game.
I win and lose every now and then,
but I make it work for the most part.
21.
Born in San Diego, living in Orange County.
If you have any questions, feel free to message me.
Here is my blog, it's full of men and jokes.
Enjoy!
:)

huffingtonpost:

My 12-year-old self is freaking out right now. This could quite possibly be the best throwback Thursday ever. 

Find out the details on where to buy this genius device here. 

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3 days ago
54,110 notes

truthed:

so many concerts, not enough money

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3 days ago
77,230 notes

fandomsandfeminism:

wsswatson:

fk4eva:

marinashutup:

in which the actor who plays one of television’s least likeable characters is actually super considerate and cool

How can he be such a despicable cunt, then…

A+ 

(Source: kazuos, via conswervatory)

3 days ago
322,272 notes

thatdudeemu:

fullprincessmode:

I just wanna suck a dick right now. who’s around?

The Lord is and you need to have a talk with him

(Source: cuntywest, via five00daysofme)

3 days ago
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ryjayso:

Nan will forever be my favorite.

(Source: sister--satan)

3 days ago
957 notes
jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

 
This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—
*flump*
AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE
FUCK 
WHAT IS THAT SMELL
IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE
FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

jungwildeandfree:

sueslayer:

 

This is actually really funny if you think about it. I mean, there was totally some sort of ghost or demon about to kill her but then that sheet blew straight into its face and it was so embarrassed that it decided to disappear.

Tremble, mortal, for I am Zerendikos, and I will drag your howling soul to—

*flump*

AH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS IT’S ALL OVER MY FACE

FUCK 

WHAT IS THAT SMELL

IS THAT FUCKING FEBREEZE

FUCK DAMMIT SHIT FORGET THIS I’M OUT 

(Source: theconjuringmovie, via thefuuuucomics)

3 days ago
536,074 notes

five00daysofme:

peixestropius:

pabsnation:

peixestropius:

I just learned there’s a Chipotle in my area.

"I loove Chipotle, Chipotle is my liiife."

Are people that wild about it lmao?

Refer to the vine of the little boy making fun of some white girls.

i love chipotle……sooooooooo much now.
only if it’s free though. :P

3 days ago
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turntechgoddamnit:

turntechgoddamnit:

for some reason i was reminded of the time where I had one of these sodas:

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and it had been shaken at one point without me knowing, so when i cracked it open it started to foam and fizz like crazy.

So, to prevent it from getting everywhere i put my mouth over the entire cap and kept swallowing until it stopped

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and that was my first gay experience

someone asked me to repost this.

(via conswervatory)

3 days ago
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this…..this is genius.

this…..this is genius.

(Source: memewhore)

3 days ago
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mexico.that literally took me two seconds.everyone else is dumb.
tokyo…….really? smh.

mexico.
that literally took me two seconds.
everyone else is dumb.

tokyo…….really? 
smh.

(Source: memewhore)

3 days ago
310 notes

officialfrenchtoast:

when you’re streaming something but your browser freezes halfway & you are forced to close & restart your browser

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3 days ago
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