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Oscar is the name & life is my game.
I win and lose every now and then,
but I make it work for the most part.
21.
Born in San Diego, living in Orange County.
If you have any questions, feel free to message me.
Here is my blog, it's full of men and jokes.
Enjoy!
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refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

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'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.

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6 days ago
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Can you tell we’re related? :P #brothers #bigbro #Family #familyreunion #hellyeah #hesolder #imcooler

Can you tell we’re related? :P #brothers #bigbro #Family #familyreunion #hellyeah #hesolder #imcooler

1 week ago
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Reblog If You Haver Ever Used One of These Or Just Know What It Is

fregg:

carry-on-wayward-fallen-angel:

ashashi-corner:

ginathethundergoddess:

yugichrist:

xeppeli:

leader-of-standing-purgatorians:

reblogthings:

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It’s scares me that only 16,000 people know what this is

wtf is this some kind of choclat bar

This object has killed over 400,000 people

oh my god. 

Guys.

We’re old.

WE’RE THE OLD ONES NOW

*PANICS*

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Thank you Guardians of the Galaxy for educating everyone about tapes :D

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1 week ago
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five00daysofme:

theshirtlesslifter:

uni-lift:

theshirtlesslifter:

Pretzel crust pizza from Little Caesars. Has man gone too far?

Fuck no
That’s glorious

Update: It tastes amazing. Man has not gone far enough. Man needs to go further.

😭cheat day hurry up and get here

We.offer sea salt at blaze pizza, i think its kind of redundant, adding more salt to your pizza and diet.But, it does go bomb on the crust, gives me pretzel breadsticks at the end of my slice of pizza :PLong story short: pretzel crust pizza is awesome

five00daysofme:

theshirtlesslifter:

uni-lift:

theshirtlesslifter:

Pretzel crust pizza from Little Caesars. Has man gone too far?

Fuck no

That’s glorious

Update: It tastes amazing. Man has not gone far enough. Man needs to go further.

😭cheat day hurry up and get here

We.offer sea salt at blaze pizza, i think its kind of redundant, adding more salt to your pizza and diet.
But, it does go bomb on the crust, gives me pretzel breadsticks at the end of my slice of pizza :P

Long story short: pretzel crust pizza is awesome

1 week ago
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shavingryansprivates:

jrdyn:

shavingryansprivates:

science tumblr why the hoobly boobly

tectonic plates

thank You

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6 days ago
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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

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1 week ago
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haitianderulo:

musicalmurderscene:


Dog: Hello koi!
Koi: HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG!

this just makes me happy for some reason.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST

haitianderulo:

musicalmurderscene:

Dog: Hello koi!

Koi: HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG! HELLO DOG!

this just makes me happy for some reason.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE POST

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1 week ago
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permutatio:

"I loved a man who could never love me back. I was living in a fairytale."
Big Fish (2003) dir. Tim Burton 

permutatio:

"I loved a man who could never love me back. I was living in a fairytale."

Big Fish (2003) dir. Tim Burton 

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1 week ago
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dropdeadesu:

A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”

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1 week ago
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